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It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out? lol"Nap time""Available while quantities last""Do you really want to hurt me?
If you wanna hang out sometimes, holler at me…” – unless you are in a fraternity, you should never come across as someone who has nothing else to him but getting drunk and leading a lifestyle devoid of any real goals or ambition.
Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...
muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke! "Need a Date, not a nut..."-OK, but no hook "No ugly people"-Well, obviously the author fancies herself not one of the "ugly people." "Talk nerdy to me""The Fire Truck" What?!?!? ""I type fast""Professional School Student""Yahhh buddy! ""Smooth operator""Lookinh for the normal girl" spelling mistake is original My goodness, what type of guys live around me?!?!
)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...
THANK YOU so much for visiting each day and sending me those I-laughed-out-loud comments. I LOVE COMMENTS and hope you will continue to leave them.
I've created a convenient link post today to the 100 bachelor stories starting with Bachelor #1.